I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.
FUN FACT: in the millions of years that dogs have existed they have never fucked up not even once
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
This week on My Strange Addiction:
Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’
That’s perfectly reasonable.
and this, my friend, is why you sit in the second row right next to the entrance during a convention, even though it means you only take shitty photos
the story behind these two pics? well, on Saturday, everything was still very new and Sparkle and I kinda ignored the very first panel (it was somebody talking about the finale of the Hobbit, in German), and only sat down when the panel with Mark and Stephen started. I was taking pictures and listening, but at some point, Sparkle nudged me and pointed at a little piece of paper where she had written some names down
it was “Adam & Dean”, with a little arrow pointing to the front
only then I realised that they had seated themselves RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FRONT OF US, and I didn’t notice at all. they were quietly talking to each other, laughing about the funny things Stephen and Mark told, and then Jed joined them. I don’t know if you can see it in the picture, but he was wearing a really awesome vest, made up of hundreds of Hobbit screencaps from both movies
and then, Dean got out his phone and showed them some pics, looking at his facebook, and then he called up a picture, handing it over to Adam
yeah, it was a Dwalin/Ori fanart of them kissing
may I repeat: Dean O’Gorman has FanArt of Adam Brown and Graham McTavish as Ori and Dwalin on his phone, and just shows it around like some pictures of his dog or something (also, if I anyone might link me to a compilation of Dwalin/Ori fanarts of them kissing, with just their faces being shown in the picture, I’m pretty sure I’ll recognise it. It wasn’t from any FanArtist I know, though!)
*takes a deep breath* so, it’s basically no big surprise that I don’t remember much of that panel. there was also that awlward moment when Dean leaned back, stretching his arms, and I leaned forward to search something in my bag, and my hair kinda touched his hair
his hair smelled nice, yes
then there was also the moment when some girl dressed as Fíli got Dean’s attention somehow and was then photographed by him; I honestly believe that he has some kind of collection of Fíli cosplayers on his phone
in the end, I was contemplating just tapping Jed on the shoulder and telling him how awesome I think his vest looks, but I was very nervous and my heart was doing somersaults in my chest. when the panel was over, of course basically all the girls swarmed around them, and I was like “nope, not today”
and after that, I broke down and had to calm myself because I didn’t expect somethign so awesome to happen to us in the first two hours of this convention
( i had to bold some parts because i am equal parts cackling and hoping to let my fave fanartists who just happen to be following me know that deAN PREPARES FOR MULTI-DWARF CONS LIKE THIS)
That one time Sherlock said not you to tons of women and said its always you to John
Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx
recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.
I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful
#I really apprecciate this gif#because when you’re in an abusive relationship often nothing seems wrong until you try to stand up for yourself#that loving pat tranforms into a claw when she defends herself#but really it was a claw all along(via)
someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I just invented a new word:
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